Ah, Summer 2016. Obama was president, you could still have some cognitive dissonance supporting the NFL, and Xbox was willing to spend a couple hundred large on a 57-second setup to a 3-second joke. Good times.
"What the fuck is this plot?!" — Marshawn Lynch

 I got to be Von Miller's body double. That's not relevant to anything, I just like to brag.

I got to be Von Miller's body double. That's not relevant to anything, I just like to brag.